You can't fool the kids in Sunday school, they are way too smart...'If I sold my house and my car,had a big garage sale,and gave all my money to the church,would I get into heaven?'I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
'NO!' all the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day,mowed the yard,and kept everything neat and tidy,would I get into heaven?'
Again the answer was,'NO!'
'Well,'I continued,'then how can I get to heaven?'
A five-year-old boy shouted,'You gotta be dead!'